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Q:Why did God create economists ?

A:In order to make weather forecasters look good.

Q. What does an economist do?

A. A lot in the short run, which amounts to nothing in
the long run.

TOP 8 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS

1. You can talk about money without every having to
make any.

2. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied
economics and look how they turned out.

3. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you
will know why you are there.

4. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you
get "COMIC NOSE".

5. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own
reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its
own virtue.

6. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you
are just researching the law of diminishing marginal
utility.

7. You can't be wrong; only subject to an unexpected
asymmetric shock.

8. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow
why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen
today.

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The First Law of Economists: For every economist,
there exists an equal and opposite economist.

The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.

About the author

Name: Ronald Sendagi